Chamillionaire Greatest Punchlines

ah, all chamillionaire fans I would appreciate it if yall would state your opinions on what are some of chamillionaire's greatest punchlines. It would help me out greatly.

Chamillitary Mane!!![b]

whuts a punchline

I don't have just one punchline that comes to mind. This whole verse went off to me................

If I was kin to the fat rat/I'd be the fat rat with the gat/
Fix your act/when I cock back my fist talk back and get smacked/
I'm FOUL like I was playin ball and hackin a Shaq/
Gotta keep 2 straps like a black backpack on your back/
I'm HOT DAWG, look at the foreign and tell me who's got the bread/
Speakers in my trunk hittin harder than the force of a head/
Board on a bed/when fat people is sexin in bed/
Screens keep fallin like tryin to sit in a chair with 3 legs/
If I was an old man/about the height of Gary Coleman/
I'd still get chosen/cuz the hoes know I'm a thowed man/
I'm sittin on butter I got bread, accept no scam/
I'm a con and you're dumb like a damn trojan/
Ha ha....condom get it/I'm a con and you're dumb/

Can't remember the rest

this is one of my favorites...

"if we cant get you in the streets...then we'll get you in the club like a wrist ban"


maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn

and at first i didnt even get it...lol

now i dont like cham music like no more...fell off

oh yeah...

"aint no wind but the trees blowin'"

D.Will wrote:

this is one of my favorites...

"if we cant get you in the streets...then we'll get you in the club like a wrist ban"


maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn

and at first i didnt even get it...lol

now i dont like cham music like no more...fell off

oh yeah...

"aint no wind but the trees blowin'"

Damn that's a good one

D.Will wrote:

now i dont like cham music like no more...fell off

"

have you heard that verse he spit on that new Three Six Mafia song?

Gmoney wrote:

D.Will wrote:

now i dont like cham music like no more...fell off

"

have you heard that verse he spit on that new Three Six Mafia song?

are u talking about dope boy fresh

ReppinTheSouth wrote:

I don't have just one punchline that comes to mind. This whole verse went off to me................

If I was kin to the fat rat/I'd be the fat rat with the gat/
Fix your act/when I cock back my fist talk back and get smacked/
I'm FOUL like I was playin ball and hackin a Shaq/
Gotta keep 2 straps like a black backpack on your back/
I'm HOT DAWG, look at the foreign and tell me who's got the bread/
Speakers in my trunk hittin harder than the force of a head/
Board on a bed/when fat people is sexin in bed/
Screens keep fallin like tryin to sit in a chair with 3 legs/
If I was an old man/about the height of Gary Coleman/
I'd still get chosen/cuz the hoes know I'm a thowed man/
I'm sittin on butter I got bread, accept no scam/
I'm a con and you're dumb like a damn trojan/
Ha ha....condom get it/I'm a con and you're dumb/

Can't remember the rest

how you gon forget the part when he was like

not pimp c but im a pimp see
dont act like your bun
if your not bun b you can bunjee
jump off buildun
with no cord bowgaurd your ward
cuz koopa go hard
if im surrounded by a bunch of ninjas
then they aint got no sword
cuz we on bike with loud pipes
and they talkin bout oh lord
yo squad can meet us in your ward
in front of yo yard

or something like that. and koopa verse on that dope boy fresh goes federale...they impressed by how my ear lookin aquafina clear...thoed shit. yeah d.will that flow was on bobby booshay 2 i think, on that bonecrusher never scared beat, yung ro went hard on that track too.

Mr.Postman wrote:

Gmoney wrote:

D.Will wrote:

now i dont like cham music like no more...fell off

"

have you heard that verse he spit on that new Three Six Mafia song?

are u talking about dope boy fresh

yep

ho's always mistake me for mannie fresh cuz they see the way i dress and say mannn he fresh


the good old days

Mr. Green wrote:

ReppinTheSouth wrote:

I don't have just one punchline that comes to mind. This whole verse went off to me................

If I was kin to the fat rat/I'd be the fat rat with the gat/
Fix your act/when I cock back my fist talk back and get smacked/
I'm FOUL like I was playin ball and hackin a Shaq/
Gotta keep 2 straps like a black backpack on your back/
I'm HOT DAWG, look at the foreign and tell me who's got the bread/
Speakers in my trunk hittin harder than the force of a head/
Board on a bed/when fat people is sexin in bed/
Screens keep fallin like tryin to sit in a chair with 3 legs/
If I was an old man/about the height of Gary Coleman/
I'd still get chosen/cuz the hoes know I'm a thowed man/
I'm sittin on butter I got bread, accept no scam/
I'm a con and you're dumb like a damn trojan/
Ha ha....condom get it/I'm a con and you're dumb/

Can't remember the rest

how you gon forget the part when he was like

not pimp c but im a pimp see
dont act like your bun
if your not bun b you can bunjee
jump off buildun
with no cord bowgaurd your ward
cuz koopa go hard
if im surrounded by a bunch of ninjas
then they aint got no sword
cuz we on bike with loud pipes
and they talkin bout oh lord
yo squad can meet us in your ward
in front of yo yard

or something like that. and koopa verse on that dope boy fresh goes federale...they impressed by how my ear lookin aquafina clear...thoed shit. yeah d.will that flow was on bobby booshay 2 i think, on that bonecrusher never scared beat, yung ro went hard on that track too.

It wasn't so much that I couldn't remember it. It was more of I wasn't sure what he was saying. I'm gonna pick up where you left off ...............

Just got out the pin, you and your friend/
now you wanna move birdies, street smarts is too nerdy/
you dropped outta school too early/
twin and twin runnin up in the skins of too girlies/
I DON'T LIVE ON THE EAST COAST BUT I'M ALWAYS IN A NEW JERSEY/
you should where make up cuz most of your life is just made up/
you grade A thug like you Brandy's brother Ray J Thug/
aye, hey cuz ?????????????
Cuz if it ain't got a hologram on it, then it ain't us!!!!!!!

"Piece got you puzzled, like we playin tetris"

D.Will wrote:

this is one of my favorites...

"if we cant get you in the streets...then we'll get you in the club like a wrist ban"


maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn

and at first i didnt even get it...lol

now i dont like cham music like no more...fell off

oh yeah...

"aint no wind but the trees blowin'"

lol took me bout 30 sec...i get it too...das thoed

south_west_htown_boy wrote:

D.Will wrote:

this is one of my favorites...

"if we cant get you in the streets...then we'll get you in the club like a wrist ban"


maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn

and at first i didnt even get it...lol

now i dont like cham music like no more...fell off

oh yeah...

"aint no wind but the trees blowin'"

lol took me bout 30 sec...i get it too...das thoed

aint like dat line is dat hard to git